Sunday, September 14, 2008

Zan-Man in the House

Um . . . what? I'm not doing anything to be ashamed of. Golf club? Oh, this. I was just taking it for a walk. I wanted to give it some exercise before people came to visit. It was a little while ago, but Zan came to visit in early August, the same weekend that Grampa Roger and Liz came through on their return from Hawaii. Anyway, I just wanted to take my driver for a walk before everyone showed up. I didn't have any plans to experience my environment in a new way vicariously through the club. . .

Zan and I had a good time playing "stack". He really appreciated my demolition skills. Can you tell by the look in his eyes?
Ah, okay. So I found another golf club. This is my #7 iron. I didn't have a chance to walk it before the weekend visits. I think I "experienced" Zan via the club right after this picture was taken.
Ooooohhhhhh, camera! Let me see that!
Um, alright. I found the driver again. It was feeling left out.
Okay, I'm getting a little tired of your judgement. I don't have any golf clubs here, but you still have a funny look to you. Don't you like my hair?
Zan, thank you for coming to visit. Sorry it took my parents so long to get the pictures up. Unfortunately, I can't really control them.

And, thank you Roger and Liz for my cool new Hawaii tee-shirt. It's definitely helped my flirting efforts this summer :)

Food Land

Yeah, I'm sitting in the refrigerator. Don't judge me. You don't know my life. I was hungry . . .

Beer here! I think I'll have a hefeweizen. Tasty, not too filling.
And, Ranch dressing? I don't know, it just sounded good. Kinda looks like milk, and I really like milk.

Good bye my friends. I will come back to eat you tomorrow.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

I'm a DIRTY BABY!!!!

OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!! I like Mother Earth and all of the wonderful dirt and water involved. Hmm, what happens when you mix them together?

MUD!! I think it really helps with the sheen on my skin.

It feels good between my toes, and fingers, and hairs, and everything.

Just like the Nike motto suggests, "Just Do It!!!"
Okay, clean up. A broom should do it, right?