Let Them Come Pay Hommage!!

I'm a busy man, but never too busy for family. I can't always come to them, but certainly, let my loving subjects come to me. Two weeks ago, Grampop and Grammy came to visit from Philly. Next weekend, there will be some 15 people here (Thanksgiving, to see me, what's the difference?). Two weeks after that, Omi and Oma are coming to visit (Dad's mom and grandma, for those of you that haven't been briefed on the naming conventions yet). And two weeks after that, I'm pretty sure Santa is coming to drop off some packages for me :)

Anyway, let's get to the show. . .

June and I were hanging out for a little wile. I'm wearing Dad's hat here. Almost fits.
Grandpop and I watchin the Seahawks game. We're enjoying some man time.

I don't have your Soy Latte! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Leave me be!

This is Mackenzie. She lives next door. She likes me. Can you see the moment we are sharing?

Mom and Dad get tired sometimes. I think they're just getting old. I'm not sure, but I think food poisoning played into Mommy's downtime. Dad has no excuse. He's weak!

Me and Gramma. This is before she accused me of taking her Soy Latte.

Grandpa was in the mix for this picture. Most people don't know that his nickname is Andre the Destroyer.

Been working on my flexibility, and here are the results. Take note of the new, unfinished kitchen island I'm sitting on. Hope to have the granite counter top by mid December.

Me and Grandpop again. He has that Eagles tee-shirt on, but he really likes the Seahawks most, right Grandpop? :)

Showing my range here. This is the, "No I don't know anything about parking tickets. . . " look for Mom and Dad. I think it will be very effective.

Whew, risque. I like grabbing the little waterfalls.

New Camera - NO PRIVACY!!!

Hey Connor Addicts,

Yeah, I know it doesn't sound very nice, but if you guys are still coming back to see the pictures and hear about my (so totally awesome) life, you are addicts. No worries, it's just a matter of time before everyone is. . .

As the title suggests, the Ps (parents) bought a new fancy schmancy camera. So, the pictures could get better from here on out, assuming they can figure out how to use this crazy thing.

First new picture with the camera. Hard to tell if the picture is any better since I make just about anything look good.


Bribed by "Flying Baby" to smile. I couldn't help it.

My impersonation of the "Thinker".

Different take on the "Thinker".

No comment.

This is my come hither look for the ladies.

Yup, flexible. And ladies, I'm so sweet my feet taste good.

I'd never had bear meat before. Tastes pretty good.

Harvest Party at church. I partied pretty hard, so I needed a nap.

Dad thought he could eat some cereal right in front of me. GIMME!!!

I'm eating rice cereal now. This are pictures of my first time. I was a little trepidatious to start, but of course pulled it off cause I'm just that good.

A king sitting over his court. Bring me more mead!

Yeah, I like having some food on my face. It's manly.

I'm tired.

Hi there, you want to be my friend?

You're all covered with fur. Soft, fuzzy, intriguing . . .

We can be friends.

Alright, a little background. Mom has a group of other moms that she meets with once a week. They were over here this past Monday with all their kids. The moms decided it would be a good idea to pile all us kids together on the sofa in our Halloween costumes. Check out the little one in the front left. I think he had too much to drink. I'm trying to hunker down and hide. No respect!

Chewin on the hand wearin my hat from Auntie Nay-nay

Another come hither look for the ladies. Are you feelin me?

I'm happy.

Me in my Halloween costume.

More Halloween costume. See you all next time around.

Orange Blobs of Mostly Gooey Goodness

Pumpkins, pumpkins everywhere! People, it's OCTOBER!!! Don't let the stores confuse you, Christmas isn't here yet. But, Halloween is almost here, and with it comes the candy!!! That's what I'm talking about, chocolate milk!!!! Anyway, as always, here come the pictures :)

Hangin with Gramma at the pumpkin patch. We look good together, huh?

As always, someone is messing with me. Farmer Connor, ha ha. But, you just can't hold me down, and I still make it look good!

I'm not sure, but I think I was contemplating taking over the world while they took this picture.

This is my "grumpy old man taking a dump" impression. Nice, huh?

Lookin good with Gramma again. Did you notice how the pumpkins seem to crowd in around us? I think the pumpkins were baby-eaters. . .

Not even 4 months old at this point and I've got Mom totally snowed. She loves me!

Okay okay, I love her too.

Check out my deadbeat dad!! Asleep on the couch, probably after some heavy wine consumption. I, of course, want to be like my dad and simply followed suit.

4 months old.

My serious, looking-into-the-distance look. I think it adds depth to this scene's composition. . .

I also have a carefree, fun-loving side.

Gramma has me laughing here. Pretty good work from the experienced caregiver.

Sir Pose-A-Lot

People, I am at the end of my rope!!! Britney Spears, Brad Pit, Desmond Tootoo, The Pope, whatever. . . . I got more attention than any of them. It's just ridiculous. These people are there when I go to sleep and there when I wake up. They've always got a camera and the pictures are just insulting. And, do they ever quote me correctly . . . . NO!!!! I swear, if you listen to these idiots you'd think I was this blabbering, drooling, milk sodden, pants pooping idiot. See for yourself.

Caught me right after I woke up. Of course I look confused. I think the called me constipated for this picture.

Then I smiled. I was still sleepy and I got confused. I thought I was looking at one of the ladies I spent the night with. Turns out it was just a reporter.

Of course, they kept taking pictures as I figured it out. Can you see the rage building on my face?

I had a bender, so what? I was tired, and I had my pants unbuttoned cause I ate a lot. When you work as hard as I do, your entitled to blow off a little steam.

Alright, this is me on the set of my new film set in Alaska. I vetoed this hat right after they put it on me. But, the paparazzi has me looking like a fool again. I know 90% of the voting public loves this look, but I can't get any respect with my boyeeeeeeeeez wearing this thing. Have you seen the Christmas Story with Ralphie?

You have to admit thought that, even in this hat, I look AWESOME!!!

I'm hot!

CLOSE UP!!!!

This shot is from my prep portfolio. Can you say Abercrombie and Scharpenberg?

I was working a magic trick here. I usually get it to work, but this time I couldn't get the ball to fit in my mouth. Very confusing. . .

Penetrating eyes. Zoolander style.

Posing with a purpose.

No comment. I don't recall that evening

Again, no comment. I don't care to recall that evening :)