Orange Blobs of Mostly Gooey Goodness

Pumpkins, pumpkins everywhere! People, it's OCTOBER!!! Don't let the stores confuse you, Christmas isn't here yet. But, Halloween is almost here, and with it comes the candy!!! That's what I'm talking about, chocolate milk!!!! Anyway, as always, here come the pictures :)

Hangin with Gramma at the pumpkin patch. We look good together, huh?

As always, someone is messing with me. Farmer Connor, ha ha. But, you just can't hold me down, and I still make it look good!

I'm not sure, but I think I was contemplating taking over the world while they took this picture.

This is my "grumpy old man taking a dump" impression. Nice, huh?

Lookin good with Gramma again. Did you notice how the pumpkins seem to crowd in around us? I think the pumpkins were baby-eaters. . .

Not even 4 months old at this point and I've got Mom totally snowed. She loves me!

Okay okay, I love her too.

Check out my deadbeat dad!! Asleep on the couch, probably after some heavy wine consumption. I, of course, want to be like my dad and simply followed suit.

4 months old.

My serious, looking-into-the-distance look. I think it adds depth to this scene's composition. . .

I also have a carefree, fun-loving side.

Gramma has me laughing here. Pretty good work from the experienced caregiver.

Sir Pose-A-Lot

People, I am at the end of my rope!!! Britney Spears, Brad Pit, Desmond Tootoo, The Pope, whatever. . . . I got more attention than any of them. It's just ridiculous. These people are there when I go to sleep and there when I wake up. They've always got a camera and the pictures are just insulting. And, do they ever quote me correctly . . . . NO!!!! I swear, if you listen to these idiots you'd think I was this blabbering, drooling, milk sodden, pants pooping idiot. See for yourself.

Caught me right after I woke up. Of course I look confused. I think the called me constipated for this picture.

Then I smiled. I was still sleepy and I got confused. I thought I was looking at one of the ladies I spent the night with. Turns out it was just a reporter.

Of course, they kept taking pictures as I figured it out. Can you see the rage building on my face?

I had a bender, so what? I was tired, and I had my pants unbuttoned cause I ate a lot. When you work as hard as I do, your entitled to blow off a little steam.

Alright, this is me on the set of my new film set in Alaska. I vetoed this hat right after they put it on me. But, the paparazzi has me looking like a fool again. I know 90% of the voting public loves this look, but I can't get any respect with my boyeeeeeeeeez wearing this thing. Have you seen the Christmas Story with Ralphie?

You have to admit thought that, even in this hat, I look AWESOME!!!

I'm hot!

CLOSE UP!!!!

This shot is from my prep portfolio. Can you say Abercrombie and Scharpenberg?

I was working a magic trick here. I usually get it to work, but this time I couldn't get the ball to fit in my mouth. Very confusing. . .

Penetrating eyes. Zoolander style.

Posing with a purpose.

No comment. I don't recall that evening

Again, no comment. I don't care to recall that evening :)

Outta Towners

Hello People,

Had a few folks come visit this weekend, and due to all the negative fan mail I've been getting about keeping the blog current, thought I'd get the pictures out early. Honestly, the pictures can't do seeing me in person justice, so ya'll really need to just make it to Seattle. This is where the party happens every day!

Some have doubted that I came from a human mother, instead attributing my greatness to divine creation. But, here she is, my mom! Source of much love, and food, for me.
















Denali has been mentioned on the blog before. She realized how valuable it is to get time with me in person, so she came in from Arizona on her way back to Germany. She's in the running for my #1 girl, but she is certainly my lady in Germany.









































The paparazzi caught me here in deep thought. Of course, they spun it to appear that I fell asleep with my finger in my mouth. Just what I expect from such Philistines!!


































Me and Gramma. She's always tickling me and trying to get me to smile. Doesn't really help my thug image, but I put up with it cause it's all out of love. And, I might even secretly like it . . .





















I'm drunk. Lindsey Lohan can't be the only one that gets to party :)
































Still drunk. I happen to be a be a happy drunk, thank goodness.

I also like to eat lots when I'm drunk. So, had to unbutton my pants here after some feasting.

I'm becoming a bigger fan of flying. Grandpa is helping me get airborne here. I'm actually on house arrest and have to wear prison garb. At least its in shades of blue.

But, despite it all, I'm a happy guy. Fame is rough, but I'm keepin' it real!

Finally, a few movies. I keep talking to these folks here, but they just don't know my language.

First Quarter Results

Hello People,

We've compiled the first quarter results. Guess what, I still ROCK!!! Forget the formalities, let's get the pictures of my partying!!!

Hangin with Dad. He looks kind of sappy, doesn't he?

From sappy to drugged, get it together Dad.

Just chillin sittin up. . . . . . . Yo

Holding court from my throne.

Look into my eyes. . . . . give me your car!

Huh?

What you looking at? Mind your own business!!!!!!!!!

I'm perfectly comforatble with my body and my Fuzzy Bunz. What's your deal? Yeah, I might put my hand down my pants. What of it?

Have you no decency? I'm trying to bathe here!!! Again, still comfortable with my nakedness, but discrete using the wash cloth.

I'm like a baby in a manger. God complex?

Dad's got me strapped in and doing chores. What a @#$%^$!!!!!

Still cute. Like my cap. I'm hip.

I'm getting older. And, my fingers taste like chocolate. YUM!!!

Uncle Fester from the Adams Family, huh?

I will break you!!!

And, I have a new trick. Check me out.